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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:33

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
What types of jobs can you get in marketing?
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Which Korean female celebrities look the best in a bikini?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Live From: 125th U.S. Open Championship Final Qualifying - Metropolitan Golf Association
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
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Do married men like sucking dick?
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
The Day the Earth Smiled: Earth, the Moon, and Saturn All in One Frame - The Daily Galaxy
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hundreds of Mysterious Giant Viruses Discovered Lurking in The Ocean - ScienceAlert
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
You can try Windows 11's newest Start menu now - here's how - ZDNET
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
🎀 Pinterest trend; search kpop mother, father, wife, husband, kid
Still no good
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts