What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

What types of jobs can you get in marketing?

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Which Korean female celebrities look the best in a bikini?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Do married men like sucking dick?

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unseen Asteroids, Hidden Comets, and More: A New Observatory Is About to Expose Millions of Cosmic Mysteries - The Daily Galaxy

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

The Day the Earth Smiled: Earth, the Moon, and Saturn All in One Frame - The Daily Galaxy

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hundreds of Mysterious Giant Viruses Discovered Lurking in The Ocean - ScienceAlert

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Portland’s largest public health provider is bracing for large cuts; it could have lasting consequences - OregonLive.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

🎀 Pinterest trend; search kpop mother, father, wife, husband, kid

Still no good

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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